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Sierra has two moles on the side of her head that are pretty much covered up by her hair. Tonight Oakley saw one and said, "Sierra, you have a cheetah mark!" Right after saying that she noticed the other one, drew in her breath and said, "You have TWO cheetah marks!!" 5/02/09
Sierra asked me this morning which color is the funniest. I replied, "diarrhea green". She told me I was "CORRECT"! 3/31/09
Oakley said this while looking at a cookie that was just slightly triangular; "It looks to me like a laragon. Laragon's have three sides, they have bumpy sides." 3/17/09
Mom, "Oakley why did you change your pants?" Oakley, "Cuz I farted and they stunk, and when I farted my underwear got dirty, like it splatted, they had like goblin poo in them." 2/17/09